Name my bike.
Let’s get high.
So the bike appears to be finally ready to make the grand mission. In a couple days, I’ll be taking her into the proper Himalaya – the roof of the world. Only 50 km up the road is the first real test – a 3980 meter (13,057 foot) pass, about 2000 meters higher than the town I’m currently living in. Beyond that, I’ll be crossing passes at 4500, 5000, and 5300 m (17,390 ft) in the three days it will take to get to Leh, where I’ll spend a week or so. Just beyond Leh is the highest road in the world, Khardung La, at 5600 m (over 18,000 feet).
(There appears to be some dispute over this, naturally. The Chinese claim that GPS readings show the pass at less than 5400m, meaning some roads in Tibet are higher. Well I’m not in Tibet on a motorbike, so China can eat my exhaust).
To put that in perspective, Mont Blanc, the highest peak in Europe, is 4800m. That’s a peak. These are roads. Fun.
At any rate, it’s high time my bike got named. I’ve basically been tossing around feminine names, as I’ve done with my bicycle at home (Ladyboy) and my scooter in Taiwan (Doris). I’ve joked with people here about naming her Britney. It makes sense: she looks and sounds fantastic, but man is she fucked up inside.
At any rate, I’ve already had a few suggestions in the comments of my last post, but please feel free to add your own. I’m going to let this come semi-organically, but if a cracker of a name arises, it’ll probably stick. Thanks in advance.

Doris
i actually came up with the name doris before i read that your scooter in taiwan was named doris. strange. great minds think i alike. i’d like to change my vote to EGBERT.
Stella, Teenie, Belinda, Melinda, Francie (as in Francine), Little G, and Boris Yeltsin are also good names for a scooter.
Suzie….
Wait for it. Names happen… like Hank and Clifford, or sweety and chub…
Apparently I misspoke when I said that Shah Rukh Khan is the best Indian alive. They didn’t think so when they detained him at Newark Intl Airport the other day: http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/08/15/indian.actor/index.html?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail
If your bike continues to have trouble, may I suggest “Frank” after Frank Grimes.
Juanita
Petal
Laquisha
I’m going to suggest Frank, Sinatra or Mack (as in Mack the Knife). When I look at your bike, I get a sense of ‘old world class’ with attitude. I can just picture someone riding it through mafia torn Nevada desert carving out a path for others to follow.
Or since the bike is British by design, maybe Winston.
Or Mickey (as in Mantle or Mouse).
How about Orville? I dont like Britney, it smacks of desperation, on all levels. Sweetie sounds good too, but like Jay says, sometimes names just have to evolve, many of our animals were “named” but we never used them, they became known by characteristics/personalities not their designated names.
whatever you name it, you’ll want to change the name to “habibi” once you hit the middle east… so just cut to the chase.
Well, if you’re actually after the best name ever, you don’t have to look any further than: “William Shatner Chewbacca”.
instead of frank mack what about bernie mack, or louis c.k., – good to have a funny friend with you everywhere you go or at least a bike with the name of funny people. if you’re looking for feminine names you could go with gilda
the bike looks sweet. hope the mechanic did a good job for you.
Chandrahas (Moon blade) – King Ravana’s sword in the Indian epics Ramayana and Mahabharatha. Looks like a heroic expedition…Your fancy bike may be your only weapon against the wild roads of the Himalaya